Returns & Warranties


Say Whaaaa?? Sure, but ask your friends and loved ones first because you might just be making one of the biggest mistakes of your life. Shhhh, it's okay we will take care of you.

Returns can be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

Items must be in pristine condition with all original packaging.

Refunds will be issued within 3-5 business days of delivery. Final sale items cannot be returned or exchanged.

No price adjustments for sale items.

If you'd like to initiate a return or exchange please email


Did you manage to break your Pit Vipers? Okay. First of all, wow, we're impressed. You must be very strong.
Every product includes a lifetime warranty for manufacturing defects.
If your shades are in Fuckedtown and you're not sure how they got there, please email and we'll get back to you within two weeks.